3. The Spiral bound brother

The week of processing and training passed well for most of the group.  Though they were all considered a team by The Estate and its personnel, they were all given separate reporting officers.  Peggy was with the eccentric Hertzfeld, Chief of the labs. Bruce was under Dr Katherine Manners, Chief of operations and most senior officer in The Estate.  Algernon and Rain was with Lawrence Keaton a shabby officer who claimed the majority of The Estate operatives under this authority.

In the meantime, they all had ways of being productive.  Algernon, frustrated with the stupidness of computers in this world, found intellectual nourishment in eighties and nineties sit-coms and soapie dramas.  Here he learnt about the culture and society that he now found himself in. Rain sat under a tree in the campus grounds practicing tricks. Peggy was fast catching up on all the information about The Strange and the recursions it helped spawn.  Her home had been closed, her equipment moved to headquarters and her grandmother found a good nursing home all by The Estate. Rain moped around the campus library, making contacts in other departments. As a consequence getting thrown out of the library.  Bruce had quit his job in New Orleans and ensured that processes of work, health and safety as well as a fair workplace would continue to be upheld by co-workers he trusted. His time on the campus was spent in training his mind in the briefing rooms and training his body in the gym and dojo. 

Rain was lying on a bench seat under the weak sun of Seattle  when he noticed Bruce walk from the briefing rooms towards Gatehouse.  Rain’s eyes followed Bruce with little interest until he witnessed Bruce stop and pulled out his phone.

“Hi, Mom.  What’s up?”

“Missing?  Where was he?”

“Seattle?  I’m in Seattle, mom…I’m sort of tied down by a job….I course I’ll go look, mom.  Look, I’ll go see what I can do.” Bruce closed his phone and turned to the now eager Rain standing just behind him.

“So, I suppose you heard all that.”

“Your half, Professor.  So we have to get out and find someone?  Great! We can cause a distraction, sneak out…”

“You can call me, Sir.  I’m going to see Katherine.”  Bruce walked off in the direction of the offices with Rain slinking disappointed along behind.

John, Bruce’s brother,  had been up in Seattle for a job interview with a transport company.  He’d been expected back a couple of days ago, but he’d seemed to drop off the planet. Bruce tried ringing but John’s phone went straight to voicemail.  The seriousness of the request prompted Katherine to allow the group their freedom and the resources of The Estate to pursue any leads they found. First off, IDs for Rain and Algernon.

“I want an adult identification.”  Algernon insisted and Rain was only too happy to make that happen, with the help of The Estate.

“Tough call.”  Rain grinned at the cheek of building a false ID with The Estates resources. “You’ll want to be twenty-one, but you won’t look it.  Eighteen would be better, but though you can die for this country, you can’t get legally sloshed on a Friday night.”

Bruce rang Tony’s Long Distance Haulage, the company John had the interview with. He discovered that even though John was meant to have an interview, with the owner two days before, he’d never shown up.

“I just assumed he lost interest.”  The owner confessed, citing this for the reason he’d never bothered to check up. Bruce was worried. If John said he would do something, he’d be there. What could have happened to him?

Hertzfeld and his department searched the system for the last whereabouts of John’s phone.  Two days previous it had been within range of his hotel, a Motel 6 not far from the Haulage company.  There was nothing for it now but to get on the road.

With Peggy driving, the group made their way across the vast city of Seattle to the industrial zone near the airport.  Bruce walked around the of Motel 6 and found his brother’s car. Peggy, Algernon and Rain all headed for reception and made contact with the manager.  Peggy slipped Rain $20 to help the manager’s recollections. Knowing it would not be needed right now, Rain made it disappear into his coat.  

“Oh sure, he’s staying with us.  Nice man, he extended his time with us just two days ago.”  The duty manager informed them.

“Seen him recently.  Have services been to the room?”

“No . The do not disturb is still on the door.”

“Keys please, if you would be so kind,”  Rain smiled and held out his hand.

Bruce had already found the room and was knocking on the door when the others arrived.  He heard moaning and held his hand out for the key.

“I’m going in first.” 

The room was close and stuffy and smelt of stale sweat. Lying in a tangle of bed clothes, a man lay unresponsive. His physique and general features looked similar enough to Bruce’s for everyone to guess they’d found the lost brother. John’s bed clothes drenched in sweat, were twisted around him uselessly. Equally, his pillows were scattered to the floor.

“John?  Buddy? Wake up.”  Bruce conjoled the unresponsive John and gently shook his shoulder.  His eyes remained closed, his mind still trapped in whatever nightmare held him.

The room itself was otherwise normal except for the fact that a space where a television had obviously once stood was now empty.  Rain sat and looked at that space.

“Rain, make yourself useful, get him some water.”  Bruce barked at Rain who jumped to the task and filled a glass from the bathroom.  When Bruce pulled out his phone to call an ambulance, John sat bolt upright, eyes wide and staring at nothing but the empty space.  

“What…?”  Bruce pointed at his brother’s eyes horrified.  Each iris was patterned with an intricate swirl of irridescent fractal spirals.

“Wow!  World’s within worlds, I see it all!” John proclaimed  in a religious furvor. “It makes things seem….”

“Small?”  Rain handed over the glass, staring fascinated at the whirls within whirls of his eyes. “Cool eyes, man.”

“Yeah,” he replied and finally recognised his brother‘s worried and scared face above him. “Bruce, what are you doing here?”

“Mom sent me.  John, you missed your job interview?”

The prone man groaned and fell back on the bed.

 Peggy and Algernon started searching the room methodically for any clue to what had happened.  Beside the bed, a tin of butterscotch candies lay open, a small amount of blue powder glittering faintly in the bottom.  Peggy took the tin and showed it to Bruce.

“Where did you get it, John?” he asked forcefully but not unkindly. He worked on John, calling his name until he responded coherently then pouring small sips of water into his mouth until he was awake and able to talk.

“There was this guy…”

“There’s always a guy.  Who? What did he look like?”

“I don’t know. Works in I.T.”

“What is it, what have you taken?”

“They call it Blue Rain.”

No one had ever heard of it, even Rain which surprised them all, especially Rain. Peggy had a feeling this was more that just a simple illicit drug and called her reporting officer at The Estate for advice.

“We have a druggie , conscious and responsive, showing unusual symptoms, a blue patternation to the eyes…”  she’d started explaining to Hertzfeld when Bruce butted in.

“Don’t call my brother a druggie.”

“Junkie, much better.” Rain agreed.  Both gave him a nasty look and she continued.

“A person has taken an unknown blue substance, it seems unusual.”

“I agree, bring him in.”  replied Hertzfeld, “This sounds like something we’ve dealt with before.”

Now that the substance was connected to The Estate and The Strange, the group very quickly jumped into action. John was put in the backseat of his own car, Rain with him and Bruce driving. Peggy drove her and Algernon back in The Estate’s own vehicle. John was quickly brought into the infirmary and assessed. It was clear that he was relatively healthy and was put on a saline drip while staff watched for the drug’s symptoms to subside.

“Yes, we’ve had dealings with this stuff before.  Called Spiral Dust, it provides very intense and vivid hallucinations.  It’s thought to be made from pulverised ciphers, but we’re still unclear about that and whose making it.”  Hertzfeld admitted to the group as they stood around John’s bed feeling lucky to have found him sane and alive.  “We don’t expect the symptoms to be permanent, we’ll keep an eye on Mr Johnson here for a few days just in case.”

As Rain search the dark web for incidences of ‘Blue Rain’, Bruce interrogated his now lucid brother for details.  John admitted that his friend James had introduced him to the stuff and he’d acquired his own supply only two days before.  The friend’s address was recorded as was the fact that though there had been Blue Rain for sale over the last two month, it seemed John’s  sample was the last sold, two days ago. There were no new samples available for purchase. A dead end.

With their only lead ‘the friend‘, the group headed out again, this time into town where the poorer residents lived. Shabby apartment blocks tightly packed together looming over them. With Bruce in the lead they found the correct apartment and knocked on the door.

“Hello,” came an unsteady male voice from inside.

“Hi, I’m John’s brother, Bruce.  I’d like to talk.”  

There was a pause from the other side of the door, the door opened a crack.

“I didn’t know you were the type.”  said a disheveled man from inside

“No, he’s not.”  Ran interrupted, “but I am.  Let us in and we can talk.” he smiled, but it didn’t win over the friend who closed the door.

“My way then.”  Bruce pulled out his 40 lb hammer and knocked in the door lock. Loud, brutal, but effective.

Peggy, Algernon and Rain search the apartment only coming up with an empty mint tin with traces of the blue powder. Bruce did better. 

“Who did you buy this stuff from?”

“I don’t know, he’s indian with an accent.  He wore a hoodie,I couldn’t his face.”  

More to the point the pick up location was a corner only a block away from where John picked up his supply. James-the-friend had been using for a couple of months and had been introduced to the stuff by a woman called Sharon at a party. He’d been picking up supplies when he could ever since. He too showed the fractal spiral of a user so Bruce decided to take him to the Estate as well.

Algernon checked Google street view and discovered a 7-eleven that may have video of both street corners through their window. With that information, Algernon and Rain asked to be dropped off at the store while the other two went on with James to The Estate Infirmary.

This was Rain’s moment. With Algernon watching closely from behind, Rain took the lead into the shop casually flipping his ID and introducing himself as Simun Otiluke.

“I’m investigating drug deals that have been going on in the local area, spefically two days ago. I’d like access to your CCTV, please.” He said in a gruff Seattle accent so unlike his own voice. It carried with it an air of authority, of someone use to having his orders followed. The shop assistant, though obliging, knew nothing about deals going on outside the store, neither could he provide access to the CCTV.

“The boss locks that away. You’ll have to wait for him.”

“And when are they expected?”

“He’ll be here in a few hours to check the till.”  Another dead end, for now.

Rain went out onto the street and looked around. This was not the good end of town with a street vendor every few blocks. It wasn’t even the interesting end of town that may have supported a busker or two. This was the end of town you went when you had no other place to go and the street resident Rain now confronted was a fine example of his type. Possibly past middle-age, though it was hard to tell under the grime and weathering. The man was only upright because of the brick wall he’d chosen as his support. One hand held his finds for the day, a collection of recyclables ready for cashing in, in the other a bottle obscured by a brown paper bag.

“Hi there friend, my name is Simun.”  Rain pulled out a few notes and the bum went to snatch at them.  The notes disappeared as quickly as they had appeared and Rain made a hurt face. “Now friend, please.  Help me help you.” This time the notes appeared the bum eyed them greedily, but did not snatch. “Tell me, about two days ago, did you see some men doing business on this street corner?”

“You’d have to ask Tricksie about that,”  the man slurred slowly losing interested in the conversation.  “She’s the only one that does business around here.”

“As delight as Tricksie may be, I need you to think about two men and a small tin.” He mimed the size of the tin that both a John and James had held their Spiral dust.

“One that may have held swee…candy in at one time.”

This time something got through the alcoholic fumes and the old man thought for a moment.

“A shiny tin.” He mumbled stirring his sluggish memories. “There were two bloke. They were acting all scriquelly, all super spy stuff. Yeah, I remember because it was so …obvious. Like of you’re going to do something dodgy do it normal like…”. The old bum rambled on, but Rain let him, he knew he was onto the right two.

“What did they look like?”  asked Rain conversationally and was rewarded with a description of John and the Indian national with a hoodie.

“The silver tin was handed over and the tall one walked away and the other one went down the alley, then came back and went to the shop.”  He pointed to the 7-eleven and Rain almost danced.

“Oh look $20 in your top pocket.”  Rain made the note appear and gave it to the man.  “You have a good day now.”

Rain returned to the store where Algernon scanned the isles trying to make sense of the products available.

“What are these?”  He asked holding a packet of sanitary napkins.

“They’re for Peggy.”  Rain replied simply not wanting that conversation.

“What, scientists?”

A short discussion about the difference between males and females on both earth and Algernon’s planet and quickly stymied when Algernon confessed to having no idea about the opposite sex.

“Well, that’s something we can both find out about.”  Rain winked conspiratorially as Peggy and Bruce returned from The Estate.  

“Can I have some money, please.” Algernon asked, napkins still in his hand. Rain handed over a $50 and quickly confurred with the other two.

It was clear that if they were going to work as a team they would need to share phone numbers.  Peggy, Bruce and Rain shared numbers as Algernon paid for the pads and brought them back for Peggy.

“Oh thanks,” she took them oblivious to Algernon’s attempt at kindness, only thinking they’d fallen out of her bag.  “What about Algernon, he doesn’t have a phone.”

Rain and Algernon looked at the prepaid phones on offer in the store.  Nothing fancy, they couldn’t be with Rain’s money, but one would do the job.

“Why don’t you ask The Estate for one, “ Bruce suggested. “Save your money, Rain.”

“Do you want one given to you by the organisation?”  Rain asked shaking his head and making it very clear where he stood on the matter.  It wasn’t required. As soon as he was asked, Algernon Replied sharply,

“No.  Could I have my own please?”

“Kids!”  Bruce was heard to say, “Got to have everything now.”

Rain quickly filled them all in with what he had discovered as Algernon went for a walk around the outside of the shop.  At about the approximate location of the 7-eleven’s locked storeroom there was a grubby window. Prying his fingers under the frame of the glass it looked like he could just get to the window lock when the glass finally gave in to the twisting and shattered.  The noise drew Bruce’s attention.

“Tell me, do you know an Indian gentleman who came to this store two days ago. “. Rain asked the shop attendant, “I believe him to be a local.”

“Oh sure, he’s a regular, comes in about once a day to buy groceries.  Yeah, his name is Eldritch Chopra and he works in I.T.” The shop assistant gushed about one the only highlights in his dreary day.  Then his expression dropped and he looked worriedly at Rain. “I haven’t seen him for a while. Not yesterday…and not the day before.

“I don’t suppose you’ve done a grocery delivery for him?” Rain asked as Bruce leading Algernon by the collar back into the store.

“No.  But he’s local, only a few blocks away.”

Bruce and Peggy discussed ringing in this news to the Estate, maybe they could find the mysterious computer tech. Algernon took the opportunity to again stroll out of the store towards the broken window, this time with Rain on his heels. With a little care and not a lot of effort, Algernon slipped through the window and into the storeroom. By the time Bruce realised that both the troublemakers were outside, Algernon had opened the door to the storeroom and had found the computer that managed the CCTV system. Bruce berated Algernon and helped him out the window. Rain walked into the shop, waited until Algernon and Bruce left the window and then slipped into the doorway, locking it in place.

“Now where’s the other one gone?”  Bruce asks pulling out his phone and calling Rain’s.  It rung once from behind the storeroom door and stopped. Bruce sighed,

“Look we can get this information, we don’t have to break the law to find out what we need to know.”  he reasoned to Algernon, “We’ll get the authorities…”

“But, they’re not the real authorities.”  Algernon interrupted, making a counter argument that made sense to him but confounded Bruce.

“Yes, they are.”  

The argument was interrupted by messages to everyone’s phones that contained the first delivery of video footage from the store’s CCTV.  It showed two men talking and handing over a tin. One of those men was Bruce’s brother. The other man wasn’t as clear, his face covered by the described hoodie. 

“Dad?” Algernon turned to Bruce

“What makes you say I’m your dad?” Bruce, taken aback by this sudden intimacy.

“My research on your society.” Algernon pointed to a notebook he had taken to carrying with him everywhere. “All the historical shows definitely have a male authority figure who is denoted as Dad,” Pointing at Bruce, “a brother and step-mother.”  Pointing at Peggy.

“What shows?”

“Bold and the beautiful.”

Another message came through.  This showed the Indian in the store talking to the shop attendant, just after the hand off to John.  These images clearly showed the Indian’s face. They had their evidence.

“Right, we have what we need.  Now where has Rain got to?” Bruce asked

“Looking for me?”  Asked Rain from behind Bruce.  He’d crawled out the broken window after linking the CCTV computer to the stores WIFI and hacking in.  He showed Bruce his phone,

“Found him!” On a LinkedIn page,  Eldritch Chopra was described as a Front End Developer for EBay, Seattle.  
“Eldritch?  Oh, we haven’t seen him for  a couple of days,” confessed Eldritch’s team leader when Rain phoned in about his missing friend. 

“Oh, I’m a little worried about him, but I’ve forgotten his address.”  Rain waffled acting the part of a forgetful if well meaning friend, “ I know I’m close but these apartment blocks all look alike to me.”  The team leader provided an address, two streets over. 

 Before leaving , Algernon seals the broken window with a cardboard box and tape, without prompting, but under supervision of Bruce.

Eldritch Chopra’s neighbourhood was no more appealing than that around the store.  The building had no security, not even a lock on the street door and the group easily make it to Eldritch Chopra’s door.  Rain knocked, no response. Bruce knocked, also no response. Bruce rang the phone number for the building’s super, as Algernon simply tried the door handle.  The door swung open and the smell of death hit the group.  

Bruce grimace, but he knew that smell of old and stepped into the apartment, followed by Peggy pulling our sampling kit.  Algernon followed, but Rain backed up to the wall opposite, his eyes wide.

“Come on Rain, I need your help.”  Peggy called behind her. Rain just stood there, shaking his head.

“I’ll help.”  Algernon replied, looking back curiously at the usually cool con man.  Rain slunk away from the door, and kept himself busy with Elditch’s mail and talking with Eldritch’s neighbours.

It did not take the rest long to find Eldritch.  Bruce found him first, lying fully dressed on his bed, several stab wounds noticable about his torso.  His eyes were free of the fractal spirals, though another tin with the remains of Spiral Dust was found.  Peggy and Algernon carefully worked their way around the appartment, Algernon discovering an empty and broken cash box under the bed as well as Eldritch’s high-end laptop and VR headset. Peggy put together the clues and a profile of the attacker slowly formed in her mind as she walked the scene.

The assailant was bigger and stronger than Eldritch, able to dominate the smaller man.  He wasn’t unknown, the door had not been forced, but the argument started there, the door had not been closed behind the visitor.  The attack happened, the assailant was…angry. He was very angry at Eldritch.  

“He was killed for reselling the dust,”  Peggy announced, surprising even herself, “It makes sense, whoever gave him the Spiral Dust couldn’t risk exposure.”

“Good work, “  Bruce responded finding Eldritch’s phone by the bed, “Now we just have to know who this supplier was.”  Walking out of the apartment he found Rain going listlessly through Eldritch’s mail. The smaller man looked up at the approaching Bruce and cringed.

“Please don’t make me go in there.”  Rain pleaded uncharacteristically timid.

“No.”  Bruce agreed and handed over the phone, “Here, take a look at this for me.”  

A little of his old spark returned to Rain’s expression at the sight of the phone.  With a careless flick of his hand he’d quickly broken in and started reading through the messages.
“Here’s something, Eldritch messaged a character called Leroy,”  He pointed to a message on the screen.

Got stock?

Below was written the reply, 

Yes.

“Then here, four days ago he messaged again,”

Got stock?

This time there was no reply, even though the request was made another two times. 

“Eldritch was getting desperate for a new supply.”  Rain commented, “I might also have a lead on…whoever visited.”  He pointed up the stairs to the apartment door. “The neighbour saw a big man in a black jacket and a cowboy hat not last night, but the night before.”
“Leroy?”

“Maybe.  We have a number, The Estate may be able to trace it.”

“Good, I’ll call it in.”  Bruce smiled and pulled out his phone.

As Peggy and Algernon finished recording the scene, Bruce called Katherine and let her know what they’d found out.  Rain walked back to the bum, now with a new bottle in a brown paper bag and the 7-eleven shop attendant. Neither had seen the cowboy around.  It was clear that their time was up as the real police were about to arrive. With the group’s usual amount of bickering, they soon packed up and returned to The Estate.

Once back in Katherine’s office the news was mixed, 

“Good work everyone, you are certainly a team of highly resourceful people,”  Katherine said, standing behind her desk, “Unfortunately, the phone number you recovered for the supplier known as Leroy was a VoIP, a virtual number and untraceable.”

“I also wish to admit to some shenanigans during this operation, a broken window, burglary, hacking.”  Bruce looked at Algernon, sitting quietly, and Rain who mouthed the word, 

Snitch!

Katherine nodded her head and sat down.  She looked over the evidence collected, the information received from the infirmary and labs.

“The Estate, for the most part is a….. clandestine organisation.  Much of why we exist is to keep secret the knowledge of The Strange.  As such, our agents find they need to use…unusual tactics to gain information. They do what needs to be done.  We will certainly be replacing the broken window, but the actions of your team today are well within established practice.  I hope you can come to appreciate the imperative of our mission, Mr Johnson.”

Rain winked at Algernon and they both smirked as Bruce took the rebuff on the chin.

It was clear that the trail had grown cold.  For now, the cowboy in the black jacket known as Leroy walked free.  Life at the campus went back to normal. John and his friend James were finally cleared by the infirmary.  The fractal spirals still marred John’s irises, but he had his faculties back and was able to get himself home.

“I told mum everything.  She’s expecting you.” Bruce informed his brother, who winced.

“Why did you have to ring her for.”  John whined and face palmed.

“He’s a snitch.”  Rain interjected

“I’m his brother, and I care.”  Bruce replied.

“Brother?  Why did you never mention you had a brother, dad?”  Algernon interjected making Rain smile and Bruce cringe.

“What?  I’m an uncle?”  John took the opportunity to move the conversation off himself.

“Algernon.”  Bruce warned in a three syllable growl.

“Oh, you named him after grandpa!” 

The coincidence caught Rain’s attention.

“Really, Algernon?  What are the chances of that do you suppose?”

With John’s returned to New Orleans, the group went back to their individual trainings and other duties.  At the firing range , Rain confounded the assessment officer by refusing to even touch a gun. Instead when it was his turn to be assessed he stood at the firing range and out of seeming nowhere produced two silvery throwing daggers that streaked towards the human shaped target.  In the comparative silence two ripping sounds were heard as holes appeared either side of the figures neck. Assessment was given with Rain passing without firing a killing shot.

Peggy found herself tinkering with the device found in the wasteland recursion.  With the flick of a hidden switch the device starts up and a black portal swirled into being.  Though travelling to recursion was common for members of The Estate, stable portals were rare things.  Those the Estate managed were kept at the Gatehouse and lead only to a select number of recursion. A new portal to an unknown recursion was a rare find, even if a little ominous.

“That doesn’t look inviting.”  Peggy mused and spent time taking readings before informing her Reporting Officer, Hertzfeld.

“Interesting. “ he commented later over her findings, “It certainly leads to a recursion, but the readings…are off.  A team will need to be sent through to find out what is on the other side.”

Peggy nodded thoughtfully.  This was her first gate, but even she could see the significance. Not everything in the multiverse was safe, and not everything had Earth’s interests at heart.

“ Actually,” Hertzfeld smiled and turned to Peggy.  “There’s a new group of four talented individuals who have yet to prove themselves.”

Peggy nodded again, hearing and not fully understanding all Hetzfeld’s message.

“New recruits.  Well you wouldn’t want to send your best into the unknown.  I’ll prep them for the mission myself if you like.”

“Not necessary, one of them is already well prepped for the task.”

Peggy almost turned around and checked the room for another person until she realised that he meant her and the other three.

“Not, me!  I’m a researcher not a field agent!  The other three…”

“But who else could I trust with this new discovery.  The information you gather will be beneficial to countless research programs running through The Estate.  Besides your group are…”

“… a bunch of blundering misfits. I don’t even know why I’m bundled up with them.”

“…here, I was going to say.  Look, this would be a great opportunity for you to find out their better qualities.”

“No one else wants to go either, do they?”

Meanwhile, at the other end of the campus, Algenon and Rain worked at clearing Eldritch’s old laptop in the library.

“Algernon, I been wanting to ask you something for a little while.”  Rain said soto voce as he pulled out the left hand of the wastelands Valkyrie.  “I want you to know that I trust you and that whatever you do I won’t judge you for it, but I have to know.  What happened to the woman in the back seat of the car?”

More explanation was not necessary.  They both looked down at the hand. Algernon, riffled through a notebook of observations he’d been taking on human culture and finally replied.

“Yes, that was… tragic.”

Rain held his gaze, but the youthful face did not reveal any secrets.  The ambiguousness of the answer was enough to send off warning bells for Rain, but it let it slide.  Both Bruce and Peggy had both interrogated the boy over the incident. If he didn’t want to share there was little that anyone could do to make him.

“Okay.” He finally said, and sighed disappointed, “Just…if you find yourself in a situation like that again, just give me a sign, a nod or wink.  Bring me in on the con, right?”

“Sure.”

“Okay?”

“Yes, absolutely.”

Rain, gave it one last chance, one last pull on the heartstrings.

“I know,  you know something about me that I’d rather not get out.  The others wouldn’t understand. But I trust you to keep it to yourself.”  Rain looked up from the keyboard between them with his best ,and truthfully, his most imploring look.  

Algernon leaned over so they were both hunch close over the keyboard, 

“You can trust me, bro.”and for the first time Rain did.  He nodded and went back to work.

Rain didn’t mention the woman again, even removing the hand from the table, but it was obvious the talk had been playing on Algernon’s mind.

“Rain?”

“Hmm?”

“How do you make people believe you?”

Rain had noticed Algernon taking an interest in how he talked to people on their excursion out.  In fact, there were very few times he’d lied at all. It does no good to tell people you are a police officer.  It’s always best to put on the air of someone who has the authority to ask questions, and let their inner sheep nature fill in the important job titles.  The con is in the conviction, not the convincing.

“Simple, you have to believe it.  Here,” he pointed to his chest hopefully where his and Algernon’s  hearts lay. “You can’t ever doubt what you’re doing. Even if you say nothing, your body language can screams “I’m lying”.”

“And in here…” Algernon pointed to his head, grasping an essential truth.

“No,  there you have to keep all the lies straight.  What you’ve said to whom and when.”

Algernon nodded, 

“Can you teach me?” He asked as quietly as Rain had asked his original question.  

Rain smiled,

“My pleasure, bro.”

Musings 6: The Ten Commandment of Con Men

I have found myself in the position of being a mentor to a new protege and it made me think about the best advice I ever received. Beside Houdini’s great example of working at his passion 17 hours a day mind, body and spirit, Count Victor Lustig summed up a cons life in his Ten Commandment of Con Men.

  1. Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that get’s a con man his coups)
  2. Never look bored
  3. Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinion, then agree with them
  4. Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones
  5. Hint at sex talk, but never follow up unless the other person shows a strong interest
  6. Never discuss illness, unless some special interest is shown
  7. Never pry into personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually)
  8. Never boast – just let your importance be quietly obvious
  9. Never be untidy
  10. Never be drunk

As he was eventually undone by cheating on his life partner two other points should be added that Lustig never got a chance to learn.

11. Never underestimate anyone, arrogance has no place in a con

12. Never betray a partner or Never have a partner to betray.

Escape to New Orleans

After the initial excitement at discovering an organisation a big as the Estate involved in interplanetary travel, days of debriefs and training had become a solid wall of sound.  I was very aware that outside the chain link and barbed wire of the Estate Campus, New Orleans awaited. I was looking forward to becoming acquainted with my new town. It was why I had sat on a series of buses from New York all the way down the country to Louisiana.  I wanted to hear the creole slang, taste the bourbon and feel the beat as life danced around me. 

When it was clear my path was to be the deep south I did more than a little research.  I’d made a mental map of all the sight I was going to call my own. Jackson Square where I would hopefully find a patch to do a little street magic,  earn a few coins and hangout talking to the artists. I wanted a seat on a hard wooden pew at St Augustines for the Jazz Mass on a Sunday, waving my fan. I wanted to  hunt out the best street music. I wanted to come across the French Quarter and spend the day at a cafe watching the world go by and the night at Bourbon House watching the whiskeys  do the same thing. I wanted to eat shrimp by the dock and charm the chef into free seconds. I wanted breakfast of beignet and coffee and supper of the best jazz. And most of all I wanted to see the magic at Lucky Pierre’s, preferably from backstage.

I wanted anywhere not air conditioned, fluorescent lit and furnished with chipboard furniture.  New Orleans seemed more beyond my reach than when I was in New York. Until our clearance came through, we were virtual prisoners on campus, allowed free reign only within its highly secure walls.  

I could hear the air-conditioning tick over again and a not quite cool gust of stale air made me shiver.  Taking advantage of a comfort break I broke out of my training into the subterranean passages that lead all over the campus.  It was through these passages that the real training happened in underground dojos, gyms and gun ranges. Bruce had given up on ‘handing me over the the police’ as the Estate security were now my official jailors. When not in his own training he spent much of his time down here, toning oversized muscles thinking his oversized thoughts.   It was where I now found him and silently watched from the doorway.

A gun fired nearby making me jump (I hate guns).  Bruce noticed the movement and stopped his current circuit of the gym.

“What are you doing skulking about?”  he asked without malice, just habit.

“As you say, skulking.”  I replied without energy.

“You need to keep yourself busy, idle hands and all that.”

“Idol hands, you mean.” and made a shiny silver coin flipped between my fingers faster than eyes could follow, though I had the impression his could. I did a false flip and the coin disappeared, wishing I could too.

“I need to get out of here, Professor.  It’s driving me crazy.”

“You need to shift some of that nervous energy of yours.   Go out for a run…”

“Exactly, you and me out on the town. I’ll cause the distraction with the guards…”

“I meant, go running.” he grumbled and went back to his weights machine, “You know, around the campus.”

“I’d rather go for a run down Bourbon Street.”  I grumbled back. He silently did his repetitions without comment.

“What do you think they want from us?” I asked without too much hope of an answer.  It had been one of many questions that bothered me. It was one of the reasons I wanted a little escape, see if the perspective from the bottom of a whisky glass offered some insight.

“You’ve been to the trainings.  We are to be operatives for the Estate.”  he grunted out the last few words as the repetitions became more difficult, “They’ll let us know when they need us.”

“And you’re happy to just follow orders?  Don’t you want to understand what’s going on?”

Bruce finally gave up his current machine and grab a hand towel. Wiping the sweat from his face looked at me, 

“Look, they’ve been at this a lot longer than you.  They’ll let us know when the time is right.”

The absolute trust in the authority of The Estate was too much for me and I backed up, probably in horror.

“Hey, where are you going now?”  He asked, a look of concern passing over his face.

“To find someone who can talk sense.”  I replied and continued down the corridor to the Gatehouse.

 The Gatehouse was, unoriginally, the  building where gates to other Recursions were housed.  Here, people came and went on trips seemingly at all times of day and night and where we ourselves had first returned from the wastelands.  People with packs and decent all-weather gear stepped through the automatic glass doors to a passage marked Departures. Even more were moving out through a custom-style gate where Estate agents checked paperwork and items they were returning with.  It was like a tiny international airport complete with its own border control. Also here were the Estate Security, hired directly out of the armed forces from various nations and all armed.  Two flanked the doors to the outside. Without a distraction there was no way to pass them into the real world.

I felt them look in my direction and used a group of new arrivals as cover.  The party of operatives looked like they were going mountain climbing and as we moved through the lobby together I took off my coat and rolled it into a small swag. Under my arm it looks a little like their packs and my white shirt and vest looked more like the mountain climbers own clothing.  I could almost feel the guard’s gaze scanning the crowd, but there are advantages to being slightly below average height.

The group were exploring a recursion they believed to be a fictional leakage of Journey to the centre of the Earth.  I was a little envious as they checked in through the customs agents and I waved them off.

No.  I have a whole city to explore, full of people and life, why am I jealous of a dangerous cave expedition into the unknown?  I was still thinking these things as I stood in front of the customs agent, his name tag read Eoghan.  I’d seen the gaelic spelling for ‘Owen’ before and felt pretty confident in making a good impression.

“Hi Eoghan, I’m…Eric Leomund.  I’m sure I saw you earlier when I came through with Elmer McCain.”  Name dropping never hurts, and neither does using an assumed one. I stretched out my hand for him to take. I hadn’t seen him. I’d been exhausted by our near death experience,  shocked by our Valkyries change and still a little disoriented from the translation. But, if he had been there he may well remember us. He did. He beamed at the correct pronunciation of his name and seemed to preen a little at being remembered, shaking my hand in return.

“Hey yeah, your group came in on Five .   You all made quite a procession with McCain and Drs Manners and Hetzfeld.   All the big-wigs and your lot tromping straight through customs leaving a blank in the gate.  Uh…but don’t worry about that.” Eoghan laughed nervously as if he’d said something embarrassing. The people in the line moved around me as best they could while I still hid from the guards.  

“I’m a newly minted operative hoping to learn the ropes.  Do you think I could slip across…” I made a gesture to move to his side of the counter, out of sight of the main lobby.  Eoghan offered readily and I slid over the divide to stand with him as he did his job. I shrugged my coat back on and felt more myself.  Without the pressure of eyes watching I felt more relaxed and ready for a chat.

“It’s amazing isn’t it, all this.  World upon worlds to visit and hardly anyone knowing about them.”  I scanned the crowd as Eoghan filled me in on his awareness of The Strange and transfer to Headquarters.  

“Of course, Ireland has a long history of connection to the recursions.  Dublin has one of the longest running connections with The Strange in the world.  We thought they were fairyland. Even the translations sickness was suppose to be the longing the fairies place on those who try to  leave.” Eoghan prattled on good naturedly as he waved through another group of adventurers who were dressed in cold weather gear.

“Eoghan. I’m sure you’re a man who enjoys a good time.  Where do you go in town for craic? I’m looking for a place full of local colour.”

“I don’t know about local colour, but I usually go to a Irish Pub.”  he replied conversationally. I was disappointed that my current best friend seemed so lacking in general good taste.  Why, when in New Orleans, would you spend your social hours at an Irish pub? I almost wept.

There was a crash as something heavy hit one of the roller doors to a gate room.  With a look at each other, Eoghan and I dashed up the corridor of gates to a door painted with a big black ‘8’.  Already a number of Estate agents were struggling to lift a bulging roller door.  With a collective groan the door swung up and a grey and white creature of aquatic nature slipped and slithered out into the corridor.  

It was almost three metres in length, with a female humanoid upper body and a very fishy dorsal fin and tail.  As a human, it would have been beautiful except there was no life in this body and they never really had been. Like the wild woman who had climbed a rock to murder Peggy and Bruce, this was a well made, highly detailed model of a creature.  The appearance of the body caused even more disturbance among the people at the other gates and over its grey mottled skin, I could see Estate security moving towards the action. I hunker down.

“Look she said she knew where I could find a seed if I told her something new.  I said I could take her to a place where she could swim in the lake of a golden city of lights.  I’m telll’ you, she wanted to come.” man climbed out of the gate wearing sturdy travelling clothes talking to Estate officials.
“Sir, she is clearly a Lady of the Lake construct, she’s programmed to want knowledge for a request.” an Estate agent was arguing over a clipboard, “You visited a known literary recursion.  You knew that the majority of creatures there are without spark…”

“But a seed!  How could see have known…”

“Regardless sir, you will need to pay…”

“Pay!  I made no money on this translation…”

The argument between the agent and the recursion miner was drawing a crowd, one of the guards was quickly moving to the front.  I wasn’t sure I could just walk away, but maybe with help? I turned to my new friend

“Say Eoghan, what did you guys do with the woman my group brought through?”

“Huh?” like everyone, he was paying attention to the fight, ‘Oh, we took it to the morgue until the boffins release it. Why?”

“ I was thinking you’d want to clear this space so services can continue as normal.”  I prompted hoping Eoghan was quick enough to pick up the suggestion, “I’d be happy to help.”

“Um…sure.  Thanks Eric!”  he cheered up considerably and called over a few other agents.  Each picked up a corner of the mythical creature and dragged it back towards the doors to the lobby.

“Hey, hey where are they going with the Lady.  She still has a sword on her…” the recursion miner leaped forward and grasped something held loosely in the blanks nerveless hand.  He stood back up with a sharp highly polished sword. Suddenly, officials stepped back holding their hands in front of them.

“Now, no need to pull a weapon, sir.’  Security guard stepped in giving me a chance to get under the body of the creature and start walking away with the agents.  Under the damp body we moved as one towards another set of double doors and into the Recursion Labs buildings.

This area was more utilitarian.  A white vinyl floored and green walled corridor dog-legged around to the right.  Ahead, a door was labelled, Morgue. As one we lifted the blank through the door and onto two trolleys.  I stood and looked at it for a moment and remembered our own woman.

“You okay, Eric?” asked Eoghan with real concern.  It was sweet. I can use sweet.

“Oh, I was just thinking how beautiful she must have looked in her natural environment before that idiot killed her.”  I sighed, reaching out to hold the cold inhuman hand of the blank. I tried to suppress a shudder and failed, but Eoghan accepted it as a shudder of grief and not of revulsion.

“Oh man. Oh man I get it.  They seem so real.” he looked nervous.  He’s an average guy, not used to sharing feelings.  

“But she was real Eoghan.  She breathed and acted in her world.”  I let tears well in my eyes, they’re never too far away. “I’m sorry Eoghan, you’ve been a great mentor.  I didn’t get to say goodbye to the one we brought through, but do you think I could have a moment with this one?”

“Sure man, “  It was Eoghan’s turn to sigh in relief, “Take your time, I’ll see you around.”

I waved him out of the morgue with a faint smile and turned back to the creature.  

When the door closed I quickly let go of the still damp hand and turned to the other trolleys in the room.  She wasn’t far, she’d only come in a few nights before. Like a dead person there were no signs of life. No flush to the skin, no rise and fall of the chest, no pulse at the neck.  Unlike a dead person she looked like a copy of the person she had been in her recursion. It was like the recursion itself was the living thing, only giving the semblance of life to its creations while it can control them.   

Still,  I shuddered and brought a knife out from behind my back.

First things first.  I held my breath and cut away the bandage that Bruce had applied to the woman’s leg wound.  I let the breath out in a happy gust as I realised there was no blood. The wound was there, but it just looked like cuts and tears in  foam latex. I tried to make sense of the wound, but not knowing what Bruce had done to remove the spear I couldn’t see if it had been…tampered with.  Frustrated, I moved to the blanks side and pulled out here left hand.

I hadn’t known I’d wanted the hand until I’d been reminded of her existence.  I didn’t know I needed it until the knife was in my hand.  

I needed this, I told myself, sometimes you need a reminder.  And I cut through the wrist severing the hand from the body.  Even though the knife cut cleanly through to the trolley, even though there was no blood or any internal parts, I had to take a few good breaths before finally picking up my trophy and slipping into a sleeve pocket of my coat.  

It had been harder than I thought to cut off the hand and I I stood a moment there contemplating what I’d done.  I actually don’t know how long I stood there when I heard someone speaking.

“Rain…Rain? What are you doing in here?  Where is here?” It was Peggy, standing in the doorway to the morgue looking around her as if for the first time.

“Hmm? Sorry Peggy.  I was just thinking what this thing we call life is.”  I could have been, I have no idea.

“You were a long way away.  I had to call and call your name, but you didn’t answer.”  she juggled a pile of paper files, an iPad and books, “Do you know the way back to the dorm?”

I looked at her with genuine affection.  As self-centred and self absorbed as she seemed, she was a fragile and currently lost creature.  I nodded and took some of her load from her.

“What’s all this?”  I asked with interest.   Her world more than most of us had been turned upside down by recent events.  She’d worked her whole life on a vision that was only a step away from the truth.  The knowing she’d almost been right was …a bitter epiphany.  She had a lot of catching up to do.

“I need to study The Strange, the recursions and…I need to understand it all in relation to the Rockweilers.  I understand now that I’ve been looking at things all wrong and I….I need to realign everything I know to this new paradigm.”

I led her back out into the lobby through covered walkway to the dormitories, nodding as she moved into techno-babble that meant nothing to me. She eventually took a breath at the door to the women’s dorm.

“I can’t pretend to understand most of what you just said but I know one thing.  You are an intelligent and passionate woman on a mission and if anyone could find Rockweilers, you’ll be that person.”  I handed back her notes as she looked at me suspiciously.

“What do you want, Rain?”

I sighed.  Whoever had betrayed this innocent had done their job well.  Better the truth in these occasions.

“I’ve been thinking about something, and I think you’re probably the only one who can understand.”  I said appealing to her ego and to her nature for a puzzle, “If this gift we have, the quickening is so rare, don’t you think it weird that all four of us should be together on that night at your house, ready to be scooped up?  I did the math. It’s stupid numbers!”

“One, maths isn’t stupid…but I know what you meant. Two, I’ll think about it.” she replied, with a confused smile on her face, “I have to go.” and she closed the door in my face.  

It was then I saw Algenon about to eat laundry detergent.  

At least that’s what it  looked like.

At the end of the corridor, a small walled off part of the dining room, the laundry was clearly denoted by a line of industrial washing machines and clothes dryers.  Here Algenon was testing the machinery, learning how it worked and seemed about to test the laundry detergent with his mouth.

“I don’t think you want to do that.”  I said walking up and looking in, “It’s for cleaning clothes.” 

“Oh!  He looked at the white and blue powder in this hand and let it fall back into its box, “I knew that.”

“Sure you did.  Tell me, what else do you know?”  I joked, but as usual he was unaware of the subtle social undertones.

“Me?  I don’t know anything.”  and then he thought for a moment, looked out the door past me and stepped closer.  “I do know one thing.” he whispered and motioned to the door in the far wall. “If you need a quick way out…”  He walked to the door, ushering me to follow, “…this could be a good way.”

He opened the door onto a dock where a few workers were moving pallets of plastic wrapped boxes.  A line of dumpsters sat waiting to be filled or emptied by one side of the concrete dock or the other.  More pallets sat in racks labeled and carefully boxed. A loading zone and warehouse of some sort? I closed the door and gave a respectful look to Algenon.

“Good to know.  I am in the need of an exit at this time,”  I admitted, but then shook my head at the thought of sneaking out through the back door. “ Call it ego, but this time, this one time I want to walk out of here like the free man I am instead of some….”

“Stinking, lying criminal.”  Algenon filled for me.

“Exactly.  I’m going to get out of this polite prison for a few hours and see what the city has to offer.”  Again, my desire to be out in the warm fresh air and be amongst people having a good time stirred my blood.

It was then, I noticed the absence of my laptop.  Algenon had been glued to it since he asked for information on Earth in our first debrief.  Only a few hours later he returned complaining it was broken. In fact he was running it at 100% capacity with scholarly posts, reddit boards, facebook profiles, shopping sites and a myriad of video including the ones you’re probably thinking of.  Yes, cat videos. They were all running at the same time, tiled across the laptops screen. We’d had a brief chat about limiting windows and cleaning up the computer occasionally to improve performance. He’d seemed to take the message to heart and had continued with his studies.

“Where’s the computer?  I’d figured you’d be glued to it until they give us something to do.”  I asked curious.

“Oh, I took your advice and thought I’d give it a clean out.”  he said innocently, a sure sign something was up.

I looked around the room again and this time caught a flash of high resolution, HD screen through the glass of one of the washing machine’s door.  I stepped up to the machine and saw my laptop ready for the wash on top of a pile of other ordinary laundry. I stood and looked at it for a moment then turned back to the room.  Algenon’s expression had not changed, but there was something about the eyes, a wicked knowing that made me continue my search. I spotted the straight line he made with himself, the laundry doorway and the corridor al the way to the double doors at the far end.  How far was the washing detergent he was looking at from the store of identical boxes across the room? I ground my teeth. There are only two sides to a con, and I had just realised what side I stood.

“Very funny.” I finally conceded with a bow,   “Tell me, how long have you been waiting here for me to come in and find you ‘about’ to eat laundry detergent?”

He walked over to the laptop and consulted the time on the screen.  

“One hour and 13 minutes.”

“And if I hadn’t come in?”

“Then I might have found out what laundry detergent tastes like.”  

“Really?”  I made a face as the very real taste of caustic soap suddenly manifested from memories of group home living.  He rolled his eyes at me.

“Okay!  Okay! You win.  You are the master prankster, you got me.”  I finally laughed out loud and for the first time I think I saw a smile of satisfaction appear of Algenon’s face. I killed most of the sites he had up on the laptop and found a video of the old Candid Camera show, leaving him to the business of serious prank study.

Still shaking my head at the lengths someone would go for a joke, I travelled back along the covered walkway to the lobby.  Things had quietened down considerably as I saw my destination in sight, the sunlight streaming through the glass doors that lead outside.  I did not see the security guard talking to Eoghan until he yelled across the intervening space and caught my attention.

“Excuse me, sir!”  I believe he said, but to me it was the rage filled roar of frustrated beast.  Denied too long, now his quarry sighted, the beast bellows and galloped across the foyer.  There was nothing left for me to do but run for my life and sanity for I was sure I couldn’t spend another moment trapped inside.  I bolted for the doors. Having the jump on me, the guard made it to the doors just as I put my right hand out to open it.

“No, I have to go out.  Don’t try and stop me!” I yelled with passion hoping that someone, Eoghan?, anyone would come to my aid. The guard grabbed my left arm in his firm grasp and tried to pull me back.

“I’m sorry, you are not cleared to leave the campus at this time.”  he replied and tugged. I screamed as there was a loud ripping sound and what looked like my hand tore out of the sleeve pocket, making both of us stumble.  Him backwards into the lobby, and me, gloriously forwards out the front doors into the light of….

…a chilly and overcast afternoon.  The air was more than chilly, it was like the winds from the fifth ring of hell itself was blowing across the steel grey waters of a wide lake before me.  I crossed the road and entered the park full of industrial iron workings, a sign proclaimed it to be that of an old coal gasworks. My vision finally focused on the skyline of a city that was not the one I expected.  Where were the docks full of passenger liners? Where was the subtle sound of jazz and smell magnolia on the breeze? Instead, to the right of the skyline a thin tower dominated by a white disk stood out as a symbol of technology and science.

“Hello …Seattle?”

Musings 5: Free Will

As a magician there is very little chance that I will not give you exactly the card I want to give you.  If I am doing a card trick and force a card on a volunteer, does that person have free will? They certainly feel like they do in the moment of selecting and drawing the card. And the better I do my job, the more adamant they feel about their choice being their own.

On the back of a few things that have happened of late, I’ve been thinking about free will.  What does it mean to have free will? How do I know when I have it?

Libertarian philosophers will tell you that if you ‘feel’ you have a choice then you had free will. But, what about my example.  I provide the illusion of choice. You believe that you have made a random choice, 52:1. If the person making the choice doesn’t know they have no choice at all; do they still have free will?

Another philosopher called Churchland has a slightly different idea. She believes that some things are determined, that means they will always happen, but there is free will.  She states that you shouldn’t think of it as ‘free will’, but more as ‘How much control do I have?”

So, in my example, I will ask for a volunteer. 

They have control to be part of the trick or not, 

I will select someone that will suit my needs.

If I need to I will choose someone.

  I control the deck and what it contains.

I control how I present the deck.

They do select a card

Often the card I give them will not be the one they selected

Usually they only feel they have a say on where the card goes.

How much control do they really have?

Let’s say, an event occurred that meant I needed to leave town in a hurry.  I would have options of transport: car, plane or Greyhound. No cash for car, the airport is watched so onto the buses with scheduled times and locations. Already my choices are limited.  Now, I could have gone anywhere, the Greyhound route network is extensive, but some destinations are like unchosen cards, they are there but seem unworthy somehow. This choosing provided only one logical option; which I took ‘feeling’ I had free will at the time.

I’m looking back on the last few days of my life and wonder how much free will I had. How much of my life am I really in control of?  And if not me, whose really holding the deck?

Musings 4: The probability of impossible

Probabilities are part of a magicians bag of tricks.  The magic behind the ‘magic’. The probability of drawing a particular card from a deck is 52:1.  The probability of drawing four particular cards from a standard deck look like:

1/52 x 1/51 x1/50 x 1/49 = 4/6497400  or 1,624,350:1

A magician narrows the odds in their favour sorting, palming or forcing the card until there is very little probability of failure.  

My… friends and I were recently told we are part of a group of rare individuals.  Think of it like a rare gift, a random very rare gift. 

How rare?  

Well, that’s what started me thinking.  Hard numbers have been hard to come by so I’ve had to guesstimate a few.  I know of about 30 individuals who may also have the gift. Thirty in a city the size of New Orleans.  Of finding someone with the gift in that population, the probability is 13109:1. Very rare indeed.

Now the four of us were found a the same time so the math for that looks something like:

1/13109 x 1/13109 x 1/13109 x 1/13109 =

4/1661041836086161 or 415,260,459,021,540:1

That’s hundreds of trillions to 1 chance of finding all four of us at the same time.  When you consider, two of us are…out of towners the odds of finding us all together are not worth speaking about.

So, what do I deduce from this?

Well, probability could be wrong, or at least my maths.  Maybe the gift is not as rare as they would like to think.  That’s how my friends will probably want to think of it.  

I think like a magician.  I think about ways of shortening the odds, palming or forcing the individuals where I want them, making situations that concentrates those individuals and put them right where I want them. That’s worth a ponder.  

Whose controlling the hand to bring four individuals together on a dark rainy night in the middle of nowhere?  Who has that sort of influence and power?

And

For what purpose?

Musings 3: Order in Chaos

Si Stebbins Stack.  Good to remember when things get a little…heavy.  It is a way for preparing a deck of cards so a magician can always know where a particular card is.  I guess for me it’s an reminder of how in seeming chaos, order and peace can be found.  

CHaSeD
CLUBSHEARTSSPADESDIAMONDS
Ace4710
King369
Queen258
JackAce47
10King36
9Queen25
8JackAce4
710King3
69Queen2
58JackAce
4710King
369Queen
258Jack

2. We don’t need another hero

Our group, Bruce, Rain, Algernon and the Doctor were transported from a dark rainy night outside of New Orleans, to a hot and desolate wasteland under a baking sun. Finding shelter from the elements and the natives, they stumble upon a fellow traveller, one Elmer McCain who tells them he can get them home, but they must leave the the safety of their cave.

* * * * * *

The group were silent as the truth of what they’d just heard sunk in. There was a way to get home but they’d have to leave the protection of the irradiated cave and face whatever the wastelands had in store. They all dealt in their own way. 

Algernon checked for immediate threats from the hunters driving the cars outside. He crawled out of the cave to note the cars had lost track of them, for now. The dust trails pointed towards distant mountains currently only a smudge on the horizon. Rain sat and listened to the conversation over the walkie-talkie.  He took note of language, tone and names mentioned. In this way he discovered they were all women and call themselves collectively, The Valkyries. The Doctor scanned the whole cave with her geiger-counter and found a particularly high radiation reading in one small area. Poking at the loose rock, she found a number of highly useful items in a small cashe. A tube of ointment, a large needle, goggles, an arm bracer set with spikes and a skeletal glove. Without a thought she shared them out with the others, giving what she thought would be most appropriate for each. Bruce showed his distain for the whole situation by wondered aloud when Tina Turner was going to show up and sing.

“I don’t get it.”  Algernon shrugged lost in the cultural reference.

“Mad Max, beyond Thunderdome.”  The Doctor supplied as if reading a database entry on the film.  She explained at length about the post-apocalyptic world leaving Algernon only a little more the wiser.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name, little lady.”  Bruce asked casually of the Doctor as she handed him the bracer set.

“Margarita Athena Portaculis Martin.” She replied matter of factly and just as quickly snapped, “And I am neither little nor a lady.  At least that’s what my grandmother says and I believe she’s a better judge than you.”  

Rain smirked at the knock-back Bruce had received from the taciturn doctor. He then remembered he had failed numerous times to get that exact information.

“Hey, why did you tell him your name?  He was patronizing.” Rain complained, not use to failing at the social niceties.

“Because he was polite and not creepy about it.”  Peggy replied simply and turned to join the group conversation.

“So, you’re saying we’re not on earth?” Bruce queried unable to comprehend what he was hearing, “Well, where are we and what happened to my clothes?”  He gestured to his less than work day attire.

“It’s part of the translation, from one alternate reality to another. You are changed to fit your location. “  McCain thought for a moment, “Think of it like a simulation. When you move into a new translation your avatar’s skin changes to suit the reality you’ve found yourself in.”

“And we’re somewhere else?  Does that mean the Doc’s…er, Margarita’s Rockwheeler’s are out there too?” Rain asked enthusiastically.

“Possibly somewhere else yes, but also somewhat else.” McCain replied, settling into his role as an instructor, “I believe that we may be in a literary translation where an author’s writings have inspired the world around us.”

“Nonsense.”  Margarita scoffed in her most academic voice of authority, “Quantum physics just doesn’t work like that. Physics isn’t inspired by human minds.”

“I agree,” added Bruce, “I don’t know what happened, but all this could be explained away by being drugged and dragged off to somewhere in Nevada.”

“Oh, for a moment there I thought you were going to say it was all my fault.”  Rain laughed, gaining for himself a glower of disdain from Bruce. 

“It probably is.”

“We need a vehicle.”  Algernon interrupted with what sounded like the first piece of practical thinking the group had come up with.

“Like the thinking, mate.  I just don’t want a lift in these womens’ bellies.”  Rain turned in approval to the youth as Bruce looked askance at the school boy.

“Are you suggesting we steal a car?!”  

If they were to save themselves, the group needed to move.   However, no plan on how to acquire a vehicle could be reached.  Bruce was dead against carjacking a car, perturbed at why everyone else was against dealing with the women they had heard over the radio.

So, still bickering over how things should be done, the group started walking out into the desert away from the mountains and the Valkyries.  Not a lot of distance had been covered, however, before a brown smudge loomed up quickly on the horizon. A breeze whipped up a small dust cloud smothering the group and Margarita’s geiger-counter screamed a warning. Suddenly Bruce was well aware of what was moving towards them.

“Dust storm! Run!” He yelled in a voice that was use to being heard over a busy building site. Without argument the group ran back to the shelter of the cave, clambering over the rough ground and threw themselves inside to lay gasping and coughing.

No one noticed, until they had all caught their breath again, that Bruce was not with them. Horrified, Rain raced back to the cave entrance with the intention of finding him when Bruce stumbled into the cave choking. All exposed skin on his hands and face were torn up from the swirling dust and his breath came in short harsh gasps.  The near miss was more than enough for the smaller man who, unharmed as he was, slumped to the dusty ground wide-eyed and breathing fast. He fumbled out of an internal pocket a small black box that he flipped open and closed with blurring fingers.

“Are you okay?”  Bruce coughed, smarting over the scouring he’d just taken.

Rain stared at the bigger man a moment before coming to himself. It seemed incongruous that the one who was nearly lost in the dust would worry about his health. It was not a common experience for Rain and it took him a moment before he nodded his head.

“What’s that you’ve got there?”

In gratitude, Rain handed over the box. It was not a large and fitted neatly in the big man’s palm.  Smooth black lacquer concealed the wooden box’s secrets well and try as he might, Bruce could not open the small compartment he’d seen while it was in Rain’s fast moving fingers.  A smug little grin replaced the pale and terrified look as the box returned to Rain unopened.

“We’re not doing that again,” Bruce stated flatly saying out loud what they were all thinking.

“The radiation is in the rocks, but how about on top?”  Algernon suggested hopefully. The climb to the cave had been climb enough for most, especially for McCain but, when the dust storm subsided he clambered out.

The sky was once again the empty blue of the desert and for miles around the desert was empty of life except for a lone streak of rust moving fast and alone. Algernon, with the geiger counter in his pocket, picked his way up the ever steepening rock until he reach the summit and took a reading.  When he returned, scraped and windblown from the trip, McCain only shook his head.

“Those levels will still interfere with the translation.  There’s nothing for it, we need to get away from this rock and fast enough to keep ahead of the dust storms.”

“I saw another car out there, patrolling alone.” Algernon said, reminded of that single streak across the desert, “Maybe we can attract them into an ambush.” It was the first idea that any of them had come up with that the majority could get behind. Bruce was not part of the majority.

“Look, can’t we try talking to these people.”  He appealed to the group, “I can’t comprehend how you’ve all descended to carjacking so quickly.”

Rain, Algernon and Margarita responded well to Bruce’s plea for civilised behaviour. Algernon, by attracting the car with the flash of sunlight on metal and moving into a position lower down the rock from where he could spring out. Margarita in particular was eager to try a spear launcher she had affixed to her arm since appearing in the desert. Rain emptied a bag of small tools he had and filled it with the lightest dust he could find.  Holding the opening it loosely in his hand he intended it as a instant dust cloud, a distraction for the more deadly in the group. He sat himself on the edge of a small cliff out where the car could see him. Beside him, the Walkie-Talkie crackled to life as the car’s occupants spotted Algernon’s signal.

“There, saw a glint of somet’ing.  Might be those fellas we lost earlier?  Maybe we’ll still get some long-pig tonight.”  The Valkyrie said as the vehicle turned in towards the rocks.

“Please, at least let us talk first.  If they’re hostile then we can defend ourselves.”  Bruce pleaded with the group.  Algernon pulled out a hand crossbow and lay low, ready with his ambush. Margarita leaned against the rock to steady her aim. Rain turned to look up at the perplexed upright citizen, his hands empty of a weapon.

“And you call me a bad guy.”

The car roared across the desert chewing through the empty space between them and their quarry. The group, now trained on what to look for, could now make out details.  It had been at one time a sedan of some indeterminate colour, now completely lost under years of rust and dust.  On the front, a makeshift bullbar protected the front and bonnet. The boot-lid was gone, in its place was a gunnery placement where a figure with a mohawk stood at a large mounted automatic weapon.  They did not look civilised nor eager for conversation.

When she felt the target was in range, Margarita triggered the first of her projectiles.  Flying true, the bolt shot straight through the windscreen and into the driver, a moment later, a small crossbow bolt flew through the open window and also hit the driver.  The vehicle slew violently in the fine dust of the desert, catapulting the gunner into the air. The vehicle was slowed but not enough as it was still moving at speed towards their rock outcropping.

Algernon, with a split second’s thought, flung himself from his hiding place and leaped for the car. A slip meant instead of landing on the car as he’d intended, he only succeeded in landing in front. Grabbing the bullbar, he held himself above the ground and away from the crunching tyres. With a burst of adrenaline fueled energy, he launched himself onto the bonnet, rolled up the windscreen and fell into the passenger seat beside the obviously dead driver.  

Both Bruce and Rain groaned as the former drew a crowbar from his equipment, the later jumped up and sprinted along the cliff edge. He too flung himself onto the hood of the car.

“Don’t forget to check for traps!”  Margarita called as she reloaded her weapon.

Traps were the last thing on both of the young men’s minds as they race along the deserts sands in an uncontrolled vehicle.  Rain looked down at Algernon who stared up at him through the windscreen, hands palms out in the universal sign,

What next?

“Try the hand brake.”  Yelled Rain pointing to the lever between the passenger and driver’s seats.  Carefully, he slid back along the roof of the vehicle until he arrived in the open boot.

Algernon spotted the large wheel in front of the driver and thought he understood its use.   He slowly pulled the wheel around to the left and the car turned in a large lazy circle in front of the cave. The result was the car now headed back towards the rock outcropping.  Straight back.

Meanwhile, the catapulted gunner of the car had picked herself up and was now climbing the rock towards Bruce and Margarita. 

“Who are you?  What do you want?”  Bruce demanded, finally face to face with one of the Valkyries.  But the fierce woman covered in leather and spikes showed no interest in a conversation as she pulled out her knife and climbed the last few metres between her and Bruce.

“What are you doing!”  Margarita exclaimed bringing her now armed projectile gun to bear on the woman.  The short spear shot from her arm and straight into the Valkyries leg. The Valkyrie growled something incoherent and continued her murderous climb.

Bruce shrugged, finally accepted defeat. He had tried to act like a civilised human. He now brought the crowbar down on the woman’s head knocking her unconscious.

In the back of the car, Rain stared through the through the passenger compartment to see the rock outcropping looming large.  

“Algernon.”  He focused all his attention through to Algernon in the passenger seat,   “The stick with the ball on top beside your leg.  It controls the gears. Bring the stick down to the centre to disengage the engine.”   Instantly Algernon grabbed the gear stick and dragged it back into the neutral. With a crash and growl of gearing the engine revved wildly but to no use.  Without the engine to propel it, the car slowed quickly in the soft sand. Rain slid out of the boot and ran along beside the car to the front door . Grabbing the driver’s door, he pulled it open then dragged the body off the accelerator. The car rolled to a stop.

“Wow!  That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen!”  Rain applauded Algernon wide eyed and shaking.

“I think that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever done,”  Algernon replied, a little wide eyed himself.

The car now still and silent, Rain examined the dead woman in front of him. Both the spear  and the bolt were dead shots killing her instantly. Keeping his focus away from the the wounds they had inflicted on this once living person, he searched the body. He found a huge hunting knife, a small leather bag containing ten finger bones, a large needle, similar to the one found by Margarita, and a cutlass.  As the adrenaline subsided, his head swam in the a very familiar way and Rain sat himself down in the dust beside the car quaking with uncontrollably.

Algernon made it back to the rock to see Bruce providing first aid to the Valkyrie, the spear bloodied but free of the woman’s thigh.

“You managed to get the spear out?”  Algernon commented gesturing to the fine shot Margarita had made.
“Yes, I’ve wrapped the wound as best I could, but she’ll need medical help soon.” Bruce commented not looking up.

“Is it usable?”  Algernon picked up the spear and after examining it handed it back to Margarita.

Bruce returned to his patient in shocked silence at the callousness of youth.

“So, if you’re not a Rockwheeler, what are you?” Margarita asked as she returned the spear to her small collection.

“A boy.”  Algernon replied in his completely unconvincingly way.

“Where did you grow up?”

“Somewhere else……West Constance street?”

“Who looked after you? Fed you?”

“The Doctor.”  He admitted, and both Margarita and Bruce took notice at this small revelation.

“Doctor of what?  What was her specialty?”

“Um…things I didn’t understand.”

“Hard stuff, maths stuff, chemical stuff?”  Margarita suggested.

“Yes.”  Algernon replied.

“How old are you?”  Bruce joined in the interrogation.

“I’m…15.”

“15 years old.”

“Yes, years.”

Much to Algernon’s relief the discussion eventually drifted on to the welfare of the Valkyrie Bruce had saved.  Bruce would not leave her at the cave. Having injured her and then tended to those wounds he felt responsible for her livelihood.  Instead he carried her to the car and placed her in the back where he found Rain, slumped behind the car. As the woman’s body moved the car, Rain jumped off the ground and spun to see Bruce.

“Oh, ready to go then are we?”  He said falsely cheerful, “Decided on a direction?”

“I think towards the mountain.”  Algernon replied getting in beside the unconscious Valkyrie in the back seat.

“Towards the cannibal women’s home?” Rain looked from Algernon to Bruce who only shrugged, no longer sure what was the right course in this crazy world.

“I think that’s where it’s safe from the dust.” Algernon explained and to that everyone had to agree.

Elmer and Bruce climbed in the boot while Rain took the passenger seat and Margarita took the driver’s.

“By the way, marvelous shot, Margarita.”  Rain whispered as she sat down to take the wheel.

“Th-ank you.”  She stuttered a reply and Rain noticed how shy the normally bossy doctor became when genuinely complimented, “It’s Peggy. Only my Yaya calls me Margarita.”

Rain smiled, his usual resilient self reasserting itself.

“My Yaya!  She’s alone, she’s 90 and she has a bad hip!”  Peggy horrified a her lack of duty to her aged grandmother. It was the first time in this whole adventure that she’d remembered her and her lack of thought made her feel physically ill.

“Hey, we’ll get back to her soon.” Rain soothed her, “Look, we already have a car.”

A rusty streak of dust and car scarred the desert drawing a line straight to the mountains. The sun still hung high in the sky, once again revealing to those looking for evidence, that this place wasn’t quite Earth.  Soon the sheer cliffs of the mountain range became clear.  A well driven path lead up a canyon no more than a crack in the Earth.  High above the entrance to the canyon two cages hung, providing an excellent view for miles around to the two armed figures within.

“Er…I think we better stop.”  Algernon’s voice sounded strained and worried.  Rain turned to see the backseat awash in blood from the wounded Valkyrie and blanched.

“Stop the car!”  Bruce ordered and Penny ground the tyres into the baked earth.  Unable to deal with the sight and smell of the blood, Rain jumped out of the car and vomited.

Clambering out of the boot, Bruce opened the rear door nearest the injured woman,  blood dripped off the door and onto the dust. For a moment it was too much for even him to process.

“What happened?”  The look of shock on Bruce’s face slowly became one of accusation and he tried to make sense of the spectacle in front of him, “What….what did you do, Algernon?” 

“I didn’t do anything.”   Algernon protested, but as usual, his pleas of innocence never seemed to ring true to the others in the group.  “Maybe the bumping…?”  

“What bumps, I was driving smoothly.”  Peggy turned in her seat and was confronted by the horror scene, “Almighty God you must have done something to her.  What did you do?”

“I didn’t…” 

“And if he had?”  Rain, pale and sober confronted the boy’s accusers, “If he had, why make us stop the car? Why not let her bleed out?”  Rain looked seriously at the young man in the back of the blood-soaked car, maybe for the first time. “Come on, we can’t help her here.  We’ll take her with us, get her to a hospital instead of whatever passes for one out here.”

Bruce pulled out a fresh bandage from his first aid kit and wrapped it tightly around the old to stop the blood, but he feared that even if they were to find help, she would not survive.

“Hera, your back?” Came a crackling voice over the walkie talkie.  Rain quickly picked up the handset and replied in the same accent and intonation.

“Ah, yeah.  Just spotted some tracks ‘ere.  Gonna follow them for a bit.”  

“Yeah, got it.”  The voice answered accepting his words as those of their sister’s.

“You could have tried to learn something?”  Bruce grumbled as he climbed back to the car

“Shut up!”  Peggy screamed slamming the wheel, “Listen to the anthropologist.  They’re cannibals. You’re the muscle. Don’t talk until you grow a brain!”

Bruce stared at Peggy as if he hadn’t seen her before. Slowly he climbed into the boot with McCain and Peggy turned the car to the left to followed the cliff face in silence.

Not far from the canyon entrance, a watershed lead up into the rocky mountains themselves.  The geiger-counter had been steadily dropping over the whole journey and it was clear, if they were going to be free of the radiation’s influence, they needed to move up.  With the group’s approval, Peggy turned the car and took the path. It narrowed almost instantly, leading to a large run-off canal. Flanked on both sides by steep cliffs of red stone, it climbed into the heart of the mountains. Here the air was cool and fresh after the dry dusty atmosphere of the flats and the group started to feel like they could actually survive their crazy journey.

Suddenly, the path eneded in a blind canyon, surrounded by insurmountable red stone walls. Here, protected by thick high stone from the weather and dust, a sink-hole fell away into darkness.

“The readings are good here, but we should have an even better chance of clearing the radiation down there.”  Elmer nodded, pointing down into the sinkhole. Bruce had found some rope in the boot and he now unwound it, as the party tried to work out who to send down first.

“Send the Valkyrie down first and then we can follow, “ Rain suggested pointing to Algernon, “He’s light.  We could send them down together.”

“I don’t think that’s a good i…” Algernon started shaking his head before being cut off by Bruce.
“There’s no way I’m leaving her alone with that teen hoodlum.”  Bruce scowled and Algernon stepped away from the bigger man.  “I can’t see why we couldn’t just take her to a hospital.  Find some real help, not just drop her down a hole.”

“Bruce.”  Rain walked up to the bigger man and placed his small hand on a massive bicep. He spoke quietly in his most sensible and persuasive tones, “This is the way to the hospital.  The quicker we get her down the hole and back home, the quicker we can get her to real medical treatment.”

“I don’t like any of this.”  Bruce grumbled but agreed grudgingly by preparing the woman for her descent down the hole.

The process of lowering was uneventful, Bruce being well versed in moving items around via rope. Algernon was still the obvious choice to go down first and soon he and the Valkyrie were down the hole with the geiger-counter.  In the light from above Algernon explored the space. From above, the floor of the sink hole was an inky blackness and the group could only hear Algernon’s soft footfalls and the skitter of loose rock. The geiger-counter was almost silent. 

Around him, the rock at first sight looked like smooth flowstone, or limestone polished smooth by the action of moving water. As Algernon’s eyes adjusted to the dim light he saw carved faces, merging smoothly from one to the next.  The stone flowed toward two close metal doors set at the far end of the cave. As his eyes scanned the area, over in a dark corner, a small dim glow caught Algernon’s attention.  

Out of place amongst the ancient stone and metal, a device the size of a small backpack, filled its immediate area with artificial light.  As Algernon investigated the item, one by one, the rest of the group made it safely down the rope and into the cavern.

“Ah yes, I believe you’ve stumbled across the source of many of our problems.”  McCain bent down to the unusual device. Tinkering with its many interfaces he finally switched the the machine off, its lights faded until they were all plunged back into the natural darkness.

“Yes, that should do it.  It seems it was set up to draw travellers of The Strange to this place. I assume its what drew me here.”  He studied the item more closely, eventually saying more to himself, “Hertzfeld will want to see this thing. It certainly doesn’t belong here, but I’d be hard pressed to say where it belongs.”

“Do you think that’s why Peggy’s portal brought us here.”  Algernon theorised examining the device and the older man sat up surprised. McCain turned to Peggy, a quizzical expression on his weathered face.
“You made a portal?”

“Well more a matter displacement horizon, but…” She qualified and would have rambled of if McCain had not cut her off.

“And where did you say you did this?”

“My home, outside New Orleans.  In my garage…” She squared her shoulders, expecting some sort of rebuke or ridicule. Instead McCain just blinked and shook his head.

“Extraordinary!

Meanwhile, the large metal doors had attracted the attention of Rain. The flow stone leading to the door and their massive proportions spoke of a culture and society far beyond what they had seen from the Valkyries. He quickly applied the ointment Peggy had found. During their drive to the mountains he’d worked out it was meant to make one person invisible and he was curious to see how it performed.  Instantly, he and everything on him disappeared even from his own sight. With a quiet chuckle, he snuck away through the two metal doors. 

The doors emptied out into a hallway that snaked its way through the solid rock of the mountain. A light ahead became the glaring sun diffused by a deep canyon. The Valkyries canyon. From there he watched all variety of vehicles drive along the canyon floor to a small settlement sheltered in the stone walls of the mountains.

“You clever little bugger.” He thought, thinking back to how adamant Alagenon was to follow the road warriors into the mountains away from the exposed desert. For all his seeming naivety, it was clear the boy knew more than he let on. “It will be worthwhile keeping an eye on you.”

When Rain snuck back to the others, they had only started wondering where he’d got to and he was able to surprise them all by appearing in their midst.

“I’m here. ”  He said, standing and breaking the illusion the lotion had created. He kept his face neutral and open taking pleasure at everyone’s surprised expressions. ” Ready to go? “

McCain instructed the group to sit in a circle around him, holding hands .  The Valkyrie was included in the circle between Rain and Algernon, holding a hand each. Everyone felt self-conscious at this unusual process, but Bruce was the only one to complain out loud.

“First we have to travel down a hole and now we got to sit around in a circle singing Kum ba yah?”

“Come on, Professor. We can’t do anything for this woman while we’re here. This is our one chance.” Rain held out his hand to Bruce standing off to one side. Rolling his eyes, he sat down with the rest, taking Rain’s and Peggy’s hands.

“Don’t call me Professor.”

McCain turned something on his device on and closed his eyes. The four, with their unconscious patient, looked at each other across the circle, wondering how circumstance had lead them to be together. Each so very different, each surprised by the skills and knowledge of the others. Thinking of each other, a tug from somewhere deep in their being locked them together.  A lifting, disembodied, spinning sensation took them. They closed their eyes as the cave spun into an uncomfortable blur around them. Then they were travelling with purpose from location to location through a black swirling energy that formed and united all around it. Their minds and wills were merely cogs, seized to be part of the machinery of movement, directing, propelling and easing process, all controlled somehow by McCain.  Eventually the sensation of movement slowed and ceased. The spinning, disembodied feeling subsided until they felt safe enough to let go of each other’s hands and open their eyes.

Blinding fluorescent lights filled a white room.  Around them a circle of cushions were arrayed and up the far end a roller door closed the space off from the outside world.  Both Algernon and Rain leaped up when they noticed that they no longer held the hands of an injured woman, but a replicant complete with studded leather outfit and wrapped injury and none of the humanity.

“She didn’t have the spark of consciousness.”McCain said giving the once murderous Valkyrie no more than a second glance, “It was to be expected.”

Bruce was equally surprised to see Peggy wearing a homemade radiation top, yoga pants and steel toed Ugg boots. They hadn’t had much of a chance to see her in the dark of her porch. Now, her outlandish outfit in this clean and spartan environment made even her blush.

“This is the maddest VR simulation ever.”  Rain wiped his hands together shakily and started from the once vibrant living person to Peggy in her homemade outfit in equal astonishment.

The roller door at the far end opened and a man and a woman stepped through.  The woman dressed in a neatly tailored business suit went straight to McCain and asked in clipped toned what had happened.

“I was recurssing to Ardeyn to check in with Rainis when I was pulled off course by this, “ he gestured to the device from the cave. He handed it to the man who, though dressed more casually underneath, was covered in a white lab coat, “You’ll want to have a look at this.  And…” McCain now gestured to the group still sitting on the floor, “…they’re all quickened.”

“All?” The man replied in disbelief looking from the group to McCain. Elmer McCain who was already walking out the roller door didn’t bother to turn around,

“Yes, all.”

“Quickened, what does that mean?  What’s the spark of consciousness?”  Bruce was the first on his feet trying to make sense of the situation by taking charge.  They were definitely home, but where ?

“I hope it doesn’t mean we now have to fight each other, ‘There can be only one!’”  Quipped Rain weakly as he purposefully moved away from the once Valkyrie, “I can’t do a scottish accent.”

“Neither could he.”  Giggled Peggy whose knowledge of movies was only eclipsed by her knowledge of science.

The business woman walked up to the group and introduced herself,

“My name is Katherine Manners, and I wish to welcome you all to The Estate.  You have just made a translation from one recursion to another though The Strange.  If McCain is correct then you all would have felt part of that transition either initiating it, quickening its progression or softening the impact of the transition.  These skills shows you are all quickened and some part of you can interact with The Strange. It is a very rare gift so to find four individuals together is unique opportunity for us. Tell me, how long have you been travelling The Strange?”

Silence as the group look around at each other trying to make sense of her words in their own way.  

“I’ve been travelling for the past six month, but I must say The Strange is a new one.” Rain yawned, not trying to hide his complete exhaustion.

“I’ve been travelling with these strangers for a couple of hours.”  Bruce answered truthfully and pulled out his phone, visibly relaxing when he found it was no longer a Walkie-Talkie.

“I just want to travel home.” Peggy sighed, and in that moment looked fragile and lost.

“I’m just a boy.”  Algernon stated in the way they’d all come to distrust.

As one, Bruce, Peggy and Rain turned to Katherine and replied,

“No.  He is not just  a boy!”  

“Maybe we should debrief after you’re rested.” Katherine eyed the group, their clothes and injuries, “You’re welcome to stay here for the night.” With the offer of a safe place to stay and comfortable beds Bruce, Peggy and Rain instantly relaxed.

“Is it safe?”  Algernon asked her directly still unsure of where his adventurers had landed him. Peggy and Rain who had over heard the comment paused and wondered once more about their unusual young companion.

“Oh!” Bruce looked up from his phone showing a Google search page open at a the Urban Dictionary, “I just found out what long-pig meant.”

Like a group of lost children, the four of them were led through a complex of buildings, offices and laboratories until they reach a section more for human comfort than human toil. Off a hallway a room full of double decker beds, clean and spartan like the rest of the complex, it called to the weary travellers. Rain spent no time plugging his phone into a charger, simply falling into a top bunk. Algernon looked around looking lost and alone. 

“Is it safe?” He asked again uncertain of everything he saw.

“Perfectly safe, while I’m here.” Bruce reassured him and he too found a bed to stretch out on.

Peggy alone stood in the doorway, her arms wrapped around her protectively.

“I can’t sleep here.”  She shook her head adamantly and Katherine showed her to another room across the hall.

Sleep came to the four of them in different ways.  Bruce slept the sleep of the just and woke early ready for whatever the day held. To Peggy, sleep was delayed as she first rang her brother and convinced him to check on their Grandmother. Being solely responsible for her welfare for the past few years she was relieved and able to finally rest when he reported that she was well and calling for her Margarita.  Rain dropped straight into an exhausted sleep, but as usual didn’t stay there long as the old dreams plagued him. Algernon lay listening to everything. Starting and every movement of his companions, every caught breath or sleep mumbled phrase. He heard everything and made sense of almost none of it. For him, that night was almost as nightmarish as the day they had just experienced.

The next morning, a hot breakfast was ready and waiting in the mess for the group as they awoke.  Bruce was already seated with an array of dishes surrounding him as Algernon entered and discovered the wonder that is coffee. Peggy turned up soon after and all three were well into their breakfasts when Rain stumbled in, led by the nose straight to the coffee machine.

“Coffee-e is g-ood, isn’t it?” Algernon jittered in his seat after three heavily sugared black coffees.

“Nectar of the gods.”  Croaked Rain clasping the hot mug like a life-line. 

“This is not a bad place, hey Tobias?” Algernon said using a name he’d heard Rain mention the night before. Either by accident or on purpose, the results were the same.

The movement of the cup to Rain’s lips stopped and he stared, speechless at Algernon.

“What…?” 

“Uh…where…where did you hear that?” The usually sharp little man stumbled over his words, forcing them out of nerveless lips, “My name is Rain,”

“Oh, sorry I…” Algernon started to apologise. Rain scanned the room ensuring the other two hadn’t heard and added before Algernon could finish,

“Rain.  Remember.”  He returned to his coffee as if nothing had happened.

After breakfast the group debriefed with McCain and the man in the lab coat from the night before, Hertzfeld.  He seemed to be one of a group individuals in charge of the facility along with Katherine Manners. Hertzfeld seemed an ecentric scientist type whose main interest at that moment was Peggy’s portal machine.

“A teleporter, really?” Peggy was surprise that her machine, that she had created to find the illusive Rockwheelers, was a portal creator to other worlds. “I was about to start testing non-organic materials when someone stumbled out.”  She looked to Algernon, who looked more nervous than usual at that moment, “I…I thought it was an invasion.”

“We’d be interested in supporting your work.  We’d in fact like to offer you all jobs with The Estate, but Peggy’s research takes us into the realm of stable portals, a topic that we find very exciting.”  Dr Hertzfeld addressed the group. Peggy became instantly suspicious of the senior man.

“You won’t take my work away from me or take the credit?” Peggy asked almost accusing him of similar practises in the past.

“That’s not how we do things here at The Estate.” He assured her, “We’re a philanthropic institution that seeks out and promotes good science in the more …esoteric fields of study.  You would have heard of the Estate Foundation that funds the Morrison Fellowship Prizes each year?”

Peggy and Rain nodded.  It was as big as the Nobel or Pulitzer Prizes and sought out those who studied the more unusual questions to life.  Those who were given the prize were minor celebraties, if only for a short while. Algernon sat silently knowing nothing about culture of the world he’d been dragged into and Bruce looked confused, usually not caring for such things .

“The Estate is more than this.” Hertzfeld continued,  “We monitor translations to and from Earth.  That is, people leaving and arriving through The Strange.  There’s a number of people who make a living travelling the recursions, called Recursion Miners.  We make sure they don’t bring back anything that could harm Earth. Think of us as Border Control.”

“Or Men in Black!” Rain added slipping on imaginary black sunglasses.

“Keeping Earth safe.  I like the sound of that.”  Bruce mused finally hearing something that he could appreciate.

“It would be nice to conduct my research in a fully funded laboratory.” Peggy acknowledged, her mind slipping into a daydream of her perfect research space.

“Sounds like it could be fun for, a while.”  Rain tried to play it cool, then quickly blew the image, “All those recursions, all those new identities to create. No one will ever find me out there.”

Algernon only wanted to know one thing, 

“Do you have an information portal that I can start learning about Earth?”

Rain pulled out his laptop and handed to the young man.

“Welcome to Earth.”


Musing 2: Parallel Universes

People talk about other dimensions, parallel universes that are almost exactly like this one but for one decision or one event that changed everything.  I catch myself sometimes wondering about the world where the Serbian Army did not storm Srebrenica in 1995. It’s a foolish dream because if it exists surely there is another me living there, having grown up under my mother and father…his mother and father.  I think though it would be nice to see them from a distance, living their lives, interacting in that way that people who have spent their whole lives together do. That would be nice, to see them…loving each other with a look or touch. 

I’d like to spend time walking the streets of my hometown that never knew murder on an industrial scale. Chatting with its neighbours both Christian and Muslim that never knew how to hate each other with bloody violence.  And maybe, just maybe one night a young man who looks a lot like me would walk into cafe I just happen to be sitting in. I wave him over, his surprised to find someone that looks just like him and I would take a breath and say,

 “Hi Amir, it’s so nice to meet you.  Come sit and talk for awhile.”

Yeah,I’d like that.

1. A rainy night


The bus’s tyres splashed through the black puddles of rainwater by the side of Highway 58.  As soon as it came to a full stop the twin doors swung open and two figures stepped out into the cold drizzle.

“Hopefully a walk in the rain will cool you two off.”  Said the bus driver as she closed the doors and drove off, splashing puddles in her wake.

“Well how appropriate,“  Said the shorter who had already identified himself as Rain. He flipped his hood over his dark mop of hair and wrapped his black jacket closer to his sparse frame. His lilting tenor held the hint of England and places other than by  the side of a New Orleans road on a rainy night. “So what now, Brucie of the bright and shining hi-vis?”

The bigger man turned his weathered face to the troublemaker in front of him.  Under his thick all weather coat the orange high-visibility shirt of his profession showed clearly in the light of the passing car headlights.  On his shoulder a duffle-bag hung, the head of a massive sledgehammer sticking out the top.

“The name’s Bruce and I’m handing you into police as soon…”  He drawled in the local accent as he pulling out his phone, checking the signal strength.  Nothing, not even emergency access. “…change of plan, we’ll find a gas station or house where I can use a phone and then you are off my hands.”

“In this?”  Rain stared around at the near total blackness that surrounded them and spotted, past the cover of trees off the highway, a twinkle of lights.  “Hey, it looks like you’re lucky nigh-” Rain started towards the light but was choked to a stop by his own coat collar in Bruce’s firm grasp.

“Oh, no.  You’re not going anywhere without me.”  Bruce said in Rain’s ear before pushing him ahead towards the light.  

“You know, I wasn’t doing any harm.”  Rain said over his shoulder to the stoic giant behind him. “We’d been on the bus for hours when you got on. I was bored and she was enjoying it.  What have you got against a little sleight of hand?”

“I know what you were up to. You gain the confidence of some sweet young thing and then hit them up for money, or worse. You jerks are all alike, I bet you’ve never worked a day in your life.”

Rain glanced at the sledgehammer and had to agree, his physique was not built for throwing around such lumps of metal.

“I’ll have you know,  it takes a lot of work to get as good as I am.  The art of Illusion is not a lazy man’s vocation.”

Bruce grunted, but said nothing more.

The twinkles of light resolved themselves into a group of houses alone in a stretch of what looked like reclaimed swamp land.  All around the black shimmer of still water warned them both to stay on what was left of an asphalted road. Even the houses looked like they were being returned to the swamp. Sagging roof lines and warped timber-cladding were a testament to the works of nature.  The first house was a riot of lights from a distance. As the two men approached, however, first a light in the garage and then one on the ground floor of the house went out.

“Friendly, aren’t they.”  Rain quipped as they stepped up onto the porch and Bruce knocked on the door. The porch light went off and a muffled swear came from the other side of the door.

“Hello,” Rain leaned close to the door and spoke as cheerily as he could over the pounding of the storm. “I’m Rain and this is Bruce and we’re looking for some shelter from the weather, maybe a telephone?”

“I know who you are,” Came an accusatory woman’s voice from the other side, “You’re Rockwheelers, I saw your scout this afternoon! You better leave before I set off the mine!”

Rain thought to call her bluff until he looked down, and in a makeshift box beside the door, was a mine primed and ready to explode.

“Well, that’s clever, “Rain replied coolly, turning to Bruce, “Let’s not tarry, Brucie-boy.”  Quickly he stepped away from the mine.

“I warned you!” Said the voice.

“Shut up and go!”  Bruce yelled, pulling the smaller man around and covered him with his own body.  

The mine went off with a Flash-Bang and the sizzle of a static electric shock. Though noisy, smelly and sending spots of white dancing in their vision, the mine did little to the two men but convince them to move on. Through the downpour, they crossed the road to the next house down the street.

This house, in contrast, was black and deserted looking.  It was in the same sorry state of repair but whereas the other was lit and occupied this looked abandoned to the elements.  With no other place to go, Bruce knocked on the door and was greeted by a teenager in a private school uniform. Blazer, white shirt, dark shorts and black leather shoes.  His affluent middle-class look was a stark contrast to the house around him.

“Sorry to disturb you, young man, but we need a phone.  We’ve been stranded.” Bruce stated matter-of-factly. Under a heavy black fringe of hair, the kid’s large eyes moved from Bruce to Rain.

“Are you Rockwheelers?”  He asked looking furtively over at the house across the way.

“Ur…like the dogs?”  Rain replied confused, “Sorry to take you from your studies, but are your parents around?”

“No, not right now.”  The boy admitted cautiously as would be expected living next to the crazy-mine-woman.

“Well, we only want to use your phone.  You do have one, don’t you?” Bruce asked again. The boy just stood in the door looking confused.  

“Telephone…sure.” He replied unconvincingly. It didn’t take the slippery mind of Rain to work out the kid didn’t seem to know what a telephone was or where to find one. Though, the kids confusion did give Rain a break.

“Don’t mind him, I’m Rain.”  He said, slipping the steel grip of Bruce for a moment to step gracefully past the boy and into the house. “What’s your name?”

“Algernon.”  

“Algernon, would you mind if we just have a look around for a phone? As soon as we make a call we’ll be out of your house, I promise.”

“Get back here, you’re not leaving my sight.”  Bruce barge through Algernon and re-caught his quarry. Once inside however, both glanced around the what would have been the lounge. It was completely empty of any furniture, not a chair or card table and certainly no phone. This house didn’t just look abandoned, it had been and for some time.

“This is not your house is it?” Bruce rounded on Algernon who quailed physically under the accusation.

“This is my house, my parents will be home soon.” He responded automatically, backing up from the big man until his back hit the open door. 
“Hey Algernon, there’s no shame in living rough.”  Rain turned sympathetically to the young man, “I’ve been where you are now. You’ve done well to find this place, it’s a pretty good squat.” 

Bruce’s baleful gaze once more fell on Rain, “Typical.”  More gently, he spoke again to the Algernon , “I think you better come with me, I don’t feel comfortable leaving you alone.”

“Where are we going, Brucie? It’s raining!” Rain wailed, gesturing to outside the empty windows, “Why don’t we just stay here until morning…”
But Bruce wasn’t listening and dragged both Rain and Algernon back into the rain, the cold and the dark.

Across the road a female figure stood silhouetted against the porch light.  When the group of three scuttled back across the road the figure disappeared back inside the house, closing the door behind her.

“Hey! Ma’am?”  Bruce called, frustrated at the once more closed door.

“Brucie, she’s had a shock!” Rain chided the bigger man before trying again at the door, “I know we’ve given you a bit of a scare…”

“…we’ve given her a scare…what about that mine…” Grumbled Bruce, Rain ignored his groaning and continued, “…and for that I’m sorry.  If you could just give us access to your phone we can be on our way.”

“How did my mine not hurt you?  Unless you’re not Rockwheelers…you just want to use the phone?”  Came a nervous voice moving from thought to thought in quick succession.

“That’s right, just to call a cab.”

There was no reply, but footsteps could be heard moving away from the door and then the tearing of plasterwork as a cord was pulled through it.  The next thing, the door opened and a corded telephone appeared through the gap. Bruce leaped for the phone, opening the door and a young woman with glasses pushed up on top of her head was exposed. Her eyes instantly lighted on Algernon  hiding behind the two men.

“Rockwheeler!”  She screamed and grabbed a long metal bodied torch from beside the door.  Disappointed that this phone was also dead, Bruce hung up the receiver and tried offering it back to the screaming torch-wielding woman oblivious. Algernon sprung back from the porch in a clatter of ungainly limbs.

“She’s a mad scientist!  She’s insane!”

Above the chaos of yelling voices and the incessant rain, a whirling-whining sound of electric motors started up. Sparks of electricity lit the night in front of the garage, strobing the heavy raindrops to stillness.  One by one, the four focused on the sound and light show in front of them.

“My inventions!” The woman screamed forgetting the two men and the lost looking teen. All thoughts of Rockwheelers and bedraggled strangers forgotten, she pushed past the group and ran towards the garage door.  Free once more from Bruce’s grip, Rain curiously followed her to the garage door with Bruce and Algernon not far behind.

Inside, a huge machine made of makeshift parts connected to a bank of home computers, was now booting up. An array of car batteries connected to unknown contraptions sparked sending arcs of electricity into the heart of the machine that groaned electronically into life.

“Can I help?”, offered Rain from around the corner of the door, “I’m good with computers.”

“Don’t touch it! Did you touch it?” She cried, flinging herself bodily over the machine protectively. “I don’t know what he did, but when I opened the portal he stepped out. The first of an invasion!” She pointed to Algernon who looked aggrieved to have been blamed for anything to do with her machine.

“I never! You kidnapped me!”

The woman scampered around the contraption , flicking a switch, reading a scrolling screen of data and typing a command into another as the whine of the motors continued to increase.  The energy build up was sudden and all encompassing. With a crash of light, sound, and force something discharged, blasting everyone with a bright blinding flash. Blind, deaf, mute and numb, all four cowered under the assault…

Deserts and mountains encircled the little group of four.  Harsh bright light beat down from a clear blue sky and reflected up from the baked earth. Suddenly they were all aware they were dry and very, very hot.  Bruce was no longer wearing his all-weather jacket over hi-vis shirt, but a spiked leather jacket, and his hammer hung from his back in a kind of brace.  Rain looked down at a full-length oilskin just like a 19th Century cowboys ‘Duster’. He couldn’t help but flick the length of it behind him experimentally laughing like a child in surprise and joy. The woman was now wearing a set of leather goggles high on her head and a hubcap breastplate strapped to her chest with thick leather thong. On her right forearm a harpoon-like weapon was strapped and she seemed surprised to see it there. The kid was the oddest of all. A full metal facemask covered his features making him look like a serial killer cyborg.  

Before anyone could question what was going on, a walkie-talkie strapped to Bruce’s side crackled to life.

“There’s a likely bunch!  Hey fellas! We’re going to eat well tonight!” A woman’s harsh voice spoke making everyone jump. Bruce spotted the plumes of dust rising off the desert. They could just hear the roar of unmuffled engines gaining speed.

“Run!” Bruce pointed to a rocky outcropping nearby and the group as one raced towards potential safety.  Algernon proved the most agile, scampering up the steep side of the rock where he found a small cave. With help, the rest made it up the rock and into the relative darkness inside.

They weren’t alone.  

Under the glow of the woman’s torch (now transformed into an actual stick with wound cloth) deep in the cave’s shadowed interior an elderly man lay.  His clothes torn and dusty, sunburn, gashes and chaffing marked every inch of exposed skin. The man looked like he had traveled far and was not likely to travel further without help.

“Are you from the Estate? Have you come to rescue me?”  He asked faintly, sitting up with an effort to face the group.  All the words were understandable and all in the correct order. The group looked at each other as if he’d spoken a foreign language.

“Ur…Rain Bigby, Bruce, Algernon and …the Doc, “  crouching down to the prone man’s level, Rain introduced the group, “We’re not sure what’s going on. You couldn’t tell us where we are? ”

“Oh,” The old man sighed, disappointed as he slumped back against the wall of the cave, “I am Elmer McCain and I work for the Estate out of Seattle. As for where we are, one of the many world’s linked to the Earth by the Strange.”

“A Recursion.”  Algernon piped up surprising everyone, including Rain who had used the moment’s distraction to try pick-pocket Bruce. The revelation made him stumble and Bruce was made aware.

“Yes, indeed. A Recursion.” El McCain nodded to the young man and looking at him knowingly.

“You know about these, recursions?”  Bruce asked Algernon as he snatched the Walkie Talkie out of Rain’s tricky fingers and gave him a hard look. Rain only smile and put his hands up in surrender.

“Me? No, I don’t know anything.”  Algernon protested weakly. He certainly seemed to know more about what was going on than the rest of the group.

“But that was meant to be a portal to the subterranean world of the Rockwheelers!” The woman now wailed and collapsed to the ground.

The roaring of the oncoming machines outside grew louder and all eyes went to the front of the cave. Thoughts of Recursions and Portal were forgotten in the immediate danger of being someone’s lunch.

“Right now we have more pressing issues.”  Bruce announced and turned on Rain who was studying Algernon curiously. “You’re tricksy, why don’t you con those guys into leaving?” He said, handing the Walkie-Talkie to Rain.

“Oh really? What a thought! I wonder why I didn’t think of that!”  Rain replied sarcastically, snatching the radio from Bruce’s outstretch hand and listened carefully to the chatter from the hoons outside.


“They crawled into a cave on the rock, I sawed them.”  Said one, and quickly Rain replied in the same accent, “Yeah, it goes all the way through to da other side. Let’s get them there.” 

“Er…Roger!”  Someone else replied and the engines’ roars began to fad as the cars circled the island of rock.

“Well I guess that will buy us some time,”  Bruce replied, turning back to the old man. “So you know of a way to leave this place?”

“Yes, but my equipment isn’t working. There’s something blocking the translation,” she pulled out a strange piece of equipment and showed the group. It meant nothing Bruce and Rain and the kid was silent and watchful.

The image of misery at the revelation of her failures, the Doctor silently pulled a gadget from her pocket.  Obviously homemade, it was wand-like with a dial wired to the top that started clicking and screeching as she moved it around the cave.

“A home-made geiger-counter?”  Rain asked in awe, “you’re a genius! Doctor?”  The woman blushed at the sudden compliment, but ignored the implied question as the old man nodded sagely at the device’s  readings.

“Radiation. Probably trapped in the rocks here. That explains it. We need to move from this place and then possibly I’ll be able to get us back to Earth at the very least.”

To be continued…

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